January 2012
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November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
1 post
“Somebody oughta take you in, try to make you love again, try to make you like...”
June 2011
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April 2011
3 posts
March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
4 posts
January 2011
6 posts
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
8 posts
“Once my prey was good and woozey, I’d unscrew the lid and tip the jar...”
– David Sedaris
“It was like watching someone you hate getting mugged: three seconds of hard-core...”
– David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed In Flames
I don’t want hippie teen dreams of daisy chains and golden light and acoustic guitar drifting on the pollen-laden evening breeze.
I don’t wish I wore vintage dresses and bare feet and had a fringe that covered my eyes, and a cute smile.
I don’t want my walls to be made of old-looking books.
I don’t imagine waking up every morning wrapped around some blonde boy from a...
I keep trying to do things, and ending up back in bed instead. I don’t know.
September 2010
4 posts
Oh god. Fabio. I want to… I don’t know. I want to not look at you. Your flesh creeps me out.
August 2010
7 posts
Day 4- a habit you wish you didn't have
I don’t know. Is hypochondria a habit, or an illness?
Staying up too late, then sleeping all day.
Wasting time.
Day 2- the meaning behind your Tumblr name.
I don’t know. I probably half ripped it off some shitty poet or something.
I’m pretty fucking unoriginal.
I am a massive narcissist blah blah blah
I’m going to try a little harder here, so even though I find these extremely boring to read, unless I love the person who’s posting them, I’m going to do one.
It feels so MySpace.
Oh love.
Also, I’m incredibly boring and have a short attention span, so I’ll only do as much as I can be fucked doing (it’s better for everyone that way).
Day 01- A recent...
July 2010
5 posts
US daily mood, as told by twitter. →
Kind of pretty. Not exactly scientific.
I need to follow more people on tumblr. Suggestions?
Preferably people who post amusing/interesting/pretty things, and not people who reblog sepia photos and pictures of Zooey Deschanel incessantly. Mmkay?
The Disillusionists: A $540 Massage = A Happy... →
SO- in case you haven’t heard - Al Gore is all the talk this week because back in 2006 he got a massage in his Portland hotel room and got pissed and forward when the masseuse wouldn’t give him a “happy ending”. He was buzzed and flirty and grabby and so on. The woman went home, reportedly got…
June 2010
3 posts
Question-and-answer style article on the BP oil... →
“…a total of about 1.9 million to 3.5 million barrels, or about 80 million to 150 million gallons [of oil has spilled] since the rig exploded on April 20.”
